Monthly Archives: December 2007

Bike Ninja strikes!


This outstanding citizen of Seattle successfully retrieved Keo’s stolen bike when the thief failed to lock up properly in front of Jack in the B.

great work masked hero, you are truly an inspiration to the bike community.

-Zach

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yo everyone give it up to my lil homie Smokey on the keys!

Happy New Year!

-JR Ewing of Seattle

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Almost 2008…

hope you enjoyed 2007.
this guy sure did

-Jordan Loves Kats

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dont believe the hype

-JR Ewing of Seattle

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To all my kool kats out there

Happy holidays to all!


-Jordan Loves Katz
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New Art by MaNBOLT 89

In progress painting

sketchpagee skate or die, he did both.

-Jordan Loves Katz

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Werewolf on the loose

Russian police are hunting a “werewolf boy” – who snarls and bites – after he escaped from a Moscow clinic just a day after being rescued from the wild.

Doctors expressed shock saying he was found living with a pack of wolves in a remote forest in the Kaluga region of central Russia.
“He’s clearly dangerous to other people,” said a police spokesman yesterday.
“He’s got typical wolf-like habits and behaviour.”He has very strong and sharp teeth, which could really endanger someone if he bites.”
The boy looks about ten – but after tests conducted by Moscow medics, they believe he maybe much older.

They are puzzled because he appears intelligent but does not seem to speak Russian or any other language. It is suspected he has been running wild for many years.Such cases are not uncommon in Russia where there have been regular reports of ‘Mowgli’ children abandoned by their parents who are cared for by animals.

The boy moves around with his legs half bent, said Tvoi Den newspaper. “He was running with wolves and searching for food with them.”
Villagers found this “wild creature” in a lair made of leaves and sticks in freezing temperatures and told the police who named him Lyokha, though his real identity is not known.

“He’s dirty, hungry, and looked to have had a hard time,” said the police spokesman. “We brought him to a clinic in Moscow.

“It was simply unbelievable. He doesn’t react when we call to him.” Medics gave him clothes and said that he sprang down the corridor, bursting into his room and devouring his food like an animal.His nails on his feet were like claws.

After 24 hours he had evaded security men at the clinic and escaped. He is now believed to be on the loose in Moscow region.
“We didn’t even manage to complete the proper medical checks. We only succeeded in giving him a shower, cutting his nails and took some blood and other tests,” said a doctor.
“It’s quite possible he is a dangerous with psychological problems but also a source of viruses and infections.”

-JR Ewing of Seattle

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-JR Ewing of Seattle

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-JR Ewing of Seattle

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2 girls 1 cup for all

In 2002, MIT Professor Nicholas Negroponte experienced first-hand how connected laptops transformed the lives of children and their families in a remote Cambodian village. A seed was planted: If every child in the world had access to a computer, what potential could be unlocked? What problems could be solved? These questions eventually led to the foundation of One Laptop per Child, and the creation of the XO laptop.

OLPC’s mission is to provide a means for learning, self-expression, and exploration to the nearly two billion children of the developing world with little or no access to education. While children are by nature eager for knowledge, many countries have insufficient resources to devote to education—sometimes less than $20 per year per child (compared to an average of $7,500 in the United States). By giving children their very own connected XO laptop, we are giving them a window to the outside world, access to vast amounts of information, a way to connect with each other, and a springboard into their future. And we’re also helping these countries develop an essential resource—educated, empowered children.

From now through December 31, 2007, OLPC is offering a Give One Get One program in the United States and Canada. This is the first time the revolutionary XO laptop has been made available to the general public. For a donation of $399, one XO laptop will be sent to empower a child in a developing nation and one will be sent to the child in your life in recognition of your contribution. Up to $200 of your donation may be tax-deductible (your $399 donation minus the fair market value of the XO laptop you will be receiving).

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Yes, A laptop can truly empower a child. Giving poor countries a chance to learn new things, connect to the outside world and most importantly watch hot steamy internet porn.

-Zach

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