last friday, South center mall finally unveiled it’s new stores after months and months of remodeling. i just gotta say, it’s freakin’ nutssss. its more than i could have ever imagined. three floors, the third is a movie theatre. escalators a hundred new shops, its crazy. theres a new food court and one of the new restaurants is called chicken now and it’s really good. they take a long time to make your food and its pretty expensive but man did those chicken strips taste good. and they come with “grandma’s special sauce” i dont know whats in them but it tastes so good. i snapped a few pics before security told me to stop and was watchin me like a hawk
i’m all for getting rid of plastic bags. but if this means everytime i go to the mini mart for a tall boy i have to pay an extra 20 cents for a little paper bag because the store by “law” has to put individual beers in a bag, im calling bullshit right now. joose is already taking too much money out of our pockets.
Bank Robbers beware!!!! You might be getting more than just a couple G’s and a trip to the pokey!
The man pictured above robbed the city center US Bank this morning, and aside from the FBI looking for him now it seems other men from the city are also on the lookout for the 6-foot-2 hunk in a hat. You see the FBI thought it would drop a little innuendo of this man’s sexual preference in the nickname they gave him: The Brokeback Bandit.
The FBI didnt know too many details of the crime but when asked about the nickname FBI spokeswoman Robbie Burrough’s had this to say: “We don’t know his sexual orientation,the name was because of his cowboy hat.
The FBI acknowledges some people may complain about the nickname, but say the name is not ill-intentioned.
The guy’s got a cowboy hat. It’s a popular movie,Let’s not be too overly concerned about the bank robber’s feelings.”
The press conference then ended with lots of smiles and snickers followed by the song “It’s raining men” blasting on the PA system.
If you see this man and you have a leather harness on, you are urged to strap onto him and report to the nearest police station. (after a few cold ones at CC’s of course!)