
Bank Robbers beware!!!!
You might be getting more than just a couple G’s and a trip to the pokey!
The man pictured above robbed the city center US Bank this morning, and aside from the FBI looking for him now it seems other men from the city are also on the lookout for the 6-foot-2 hunk in a hat. You see the FBI thought it would drop a little innuendo of this man’s sexual preference in the nickname they gave him: The Brokeback Bandit.
The FBI didnt know too many details of the crime but when asked about the nickname FBI spokeswoman Robbie Burrough’s had this to say:
“We don’t know his sexual orientation,the name was because of his cowboy hat.
The FBI acknowledges some people may complain about the nickname, but say the name is not ill-intentioned.
The guy’s got a cowboy hat. It’s a popular movie,Let’s not be too overly concerned about the bank robber’s feelings.”
The press conference then ended with lots of smiles and snickers followed by the song “It’s raining men” blasting on the PA system.
If you see this man and you have a leather harness on, you are urged to strap onto him and report to the nearest police station. (after a few cold ones at CC’s of course!)
-JR Ewing of Seattle